Scott Alexander Swain

The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

Welcome to the absolute best portfolio you will ever see. Everything that is amazing is what best describes my body of work. If you have thought it, I have done it. In fact, some of my top clients are Zeus, Odin, Jupiter, Ra, and my Mom. Using my phone booth, I travel through time to learn from the greatest minds like Leonardo Da Vinci, Nikola Tesla, and Steve Jobs. 
So check out my anointed body of work and revel in its glory.